Some new and not so new electronic tunes for your listening pleasure. It is possible that these tunes fit the mold of “European Hotel Bar Lounge Music”, so we’re going to have a necessary follow-up to the story of your visit to Parthelonadam. Granted, these tunes might be a bit more clubby, but… I think you’ll get the drift.
You know what I’m talking about. If you don’t, go visit Electro Ecstasy – Hotel Bar Lounge Music for the first chapter.
This, my friend, is Chapter 2!
As you sip your second espresso martini of the evening at your hotel bar lounge, your friends finally join you. Everyone orders an adult beverage, and you finish your drinks, while enjoying the calm and soothing beats of the hotel.
Your friends are hungry, and, if you’re being honest with yourself, (and you’ve been doing a good job so far NOT being honest with yourself), you’re NOT hungry because of the milk fiasco from last night. But, hey, you’re in Parthelonadam, and that means Europe! You’ll be hungry, too, dammit, even if it hurts!
You step outside and walk down the cobblestone streets, and you imagine that these very stones were trod upon by the likes of Pablo Picasso himself. Or Salvador Dali! Or Mozart! Or Beethoven! Or Taylor Swift! Or a horse. A horse? You also think to yourself, “If someone dropped a banana peel between the cobblestones, would anyone slip?”
But these stones are forever, and you keep your balance as you and your friends find a local cafe that serves coffee, liquor, some light European fare, and, they even have some wild and crazy brownies available, too.
You order a croque madame because that sounds delicious. I mean, who doesn’t love a croque madame? But, you’ve never had one, and you couldn’t read the menu, and when it comes out it’s covered with a… Sunny side up egg? What? No matter. It’s delicious. Everything is delicious in Europe!
You and your friends enjoy your light dinner, and John (everyone has a friend named John, right?) orders everyone some “magic” dessert.
Everything gets a little blurred after that… You remember walking on the streets, singing songs with your friends, standing on a bridge with your arms out like a scene from Titanic, and then… somehow you ended up here, in a club. You have two drinks in your hand, and you’re handing one to a gorgeous woman. This is your master-stroke courting ritual — Ohhhh, baby! It’s gonna be a GOOD night!
She graciously takes the drink, laughs, and then walks away. Her friends are all laughing, too, and they start surreptitiously pointing down to your feet.
You look at your feet, and you notice a few things. First, you have a significant amount of toilet paper stuck to your shoe. Second, you have a scrape on your knee that you don’t recognize. Third… wait, your knee? You can see your knee? In horror, you realize you are missing your pants. At least you’re wearing proper sports briefs instead of tightie-whities. Maybe they think you’re wearing lycra shorts to show off your package?
You panic and run out of the club, forgetting about your friends, and you quickly forget that you have no pants on. Surprisingly, you find your headphones, your phone, your wallet, and your hotel key in your jacket pocket, which, oddly, you still have on. Wait. When did you get a jacket?
You put some glorious club tunes on, and you are instantly lost. Beautiful European hotel bar lounge / club music! Unbelievably, you find your way back to the hotel. Your friends texted you 20 minutes ago wondering where you are, worried, because they found your pants on the sidewalk outside the club. Your pants? You look down, and for the second time tonight, you notice you have no pants on.
Life is good. You’re in Europe!
Track List
Budakid – Lovin’ Sun
Miss Kittin – Metalhead
Nils Hoffmann – Second Sun
Sofia Kourtesis – Texas Changing
CVMRN – Fragile Shift
> DEATZ BEATS 
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